Score: 8

"Thank you :)"

submission: Laura by sexigames

date: June 16, 2004

Well,this was defnitely much easier and less aggravating than 'pamela'.I think I practically spent hours with all sorts of different combos,but still she seems to hold back and the guy always blows his load first.I'd say that the vibrator certainly helped a lot this time round(please don't take it away to make the game harder ;p).
The graphics may not be photo-realistic and the girl may not be your typical hottie,but I guess everything just comes together to make this one of the better adult games on this site.
One suggestion though;I guess it would be more interesting if it were a third-person perspective i.e. you can see what the guys is doing.And I guess a little reward for winning would be nice(a full-body shot cut scene of the couple's last few moments before orgasm would be nice.you know,like how they replay the key moments leading up to a goal in soccer,and the actual scoring).Of course,if it warrants the game being harder,then by all means(just please don't make it near-impossible like 'pamela').
anyway,I'll be waiting impatiently for 'marlene'.good work to all of you at sexigames :)

Score: 1

"Republican in 2004=Fascist USA in 2008"

submission: Winter Soldier

date: April 19, 2004

To start off,aren't they still trying to find out whether Dubya did a lick of work while he was in the Air National Guard?There's a saying about glass houses and stones that is very applicable here.
Frankly,John Kerry ain't a "rah-rah about war kind of guy.So what;beats having a guy who fights wars on the basis of lies(Where are the WMDs?You've had the country to yourself for a year and you STILL can't find them?) and someone who sanctions police-state surveillance tactics and dirty tricks(good example is how he approves when the Israelis asassinate and massacre Palestinians.Or does Fox/Clear Channel/NewsCorp censor that out for you?).
Honestly,if America is still the "Land of the Free" then at this rate I guess China will qualify soon.Frankly,I hope that American people are not so naive to say "why us?" if another attack comes.All of you know who is responsible and why;some of you just choose not to see the truth.

Score: 6

"All too true"

submission: Tears in Heaven

date: April 7, 2004

Well,I'd say this for all you Americans out there;you're like a good kid stuck with a rich redneck dad who lashes out at everyone else for the perceived injustices they inflict at him,without even caring how much more he's screwed them off in return.
this is an election year,so you American voters can do something about it.Stop those who would seek to continue terrorising you the average Joe for the next four years by making more enemies for America in the world,and who would rob you blind to give to their fat-cat cronies.

Score: 5

"hoh man..."

submission: Love Hina Super Hentai

date: April 3, 2004

Yuo know,I already had my mouse pointer posistioned over zero,but then I must admit that even if this wasn't the stuff people were hoping for,it certainly made a lot of effort to be wacky.Totally unpredictable,and dang it was funny.Well,I guess sometimes we need funny shit like this rather than porn.good job

Score: 8

"great start :)"

submission: Newgrounds RPG Demo

date: February 7, 2004

man,that demo really gets me pumped for the real thing.only thing i have an issue with is that you can't move for five seconds without getting attacked(but definitely a good change from those rpgs where nothing happens),and i think the combat system's a bit simple(all i had to do is stand my ground and keep attacking.index finger aches like shit though :P)
still,for a demo you have come up with something that will convince people to stick around for the full thing.i hope i'll remember to find it when it comes around,so to help me remember i'll bookmark this entry here.thanks for coming up with a game i'll be spending quite some time with when i'm on newgrounds :)

Score: 5

"um-hmm good ;p"

submission: Dress Up:CarmellaDecesare

date: February 6, 2004

well,i guess the most points go to 1)using such a hot chick(italian chicas rock),2)having such a extensive gallery of her pics.this is definitely worth bookmarking.
as for improvements,i guess it would be good to put a button to click on(i found it through just using forward on the task bar.not everyone would think of that)to move to the gallery.as usual,i would also like to say that "interactivity" is like tomato sauce on spaghetti and meatballs;it gives a good dish that much more flavour.it'd be nice to have something more than a plain white background too.
overall,nice work.

Score: 6

"a little better"

submission: Super Date Challenge V2

date: February 5, 2004

first,gotta apologise for my previous review on your first game;didn't keep clicking on 'get nasty'.
oops;but still it's got me hooked,so my bad for the oversight :)
sorry for the mistake,hope you dun flame me for it ;P
overall,i guess a bigger screen does help,but i guess it's still a little straight-forward(more nasty options would be a plus too :P)
anyway,thanks for giving us a no-brainer to fulfill our gratuitous need for porn ;)

Score: 5

"ok,that's about it"

submission: Super Date Challenge

date: February 5, 2004

well,if this is your first try i guess it's pretty decent.i think you've got the basic flash mechanics sorted out.
i think some improvements would be firstly to make the game a little more challenging(i mean,i clicked on every button except cop a feel,and the meter went up no matter what i did).making us players work and think a bit would be good.
another thing would be to give us a bit more to work for.honestly,a single moan isn't gonna do it for most.i guess more interactivity or a cut-scene would give more incentive to play.
lastly,i think the music could be tuned with a on/off function.it's not bad,but a tad repetitive.
on the whole though,pretty for your first flash.

Score: 4

"kinda skimpy(no pun intended)"

submission: Dress Up: Paris Hilton!

date: February 2, 2004

well,it's ok but i guess it's a bit short on features.still,maybe this isn't meant to be expected too much of,so in that case i guess this was ok.

Score: 6

"short,but good"

submission: How Grinch Stole Sex.com

date: January 30, 2004

gee,dunno about the background about that.but sounds funny enough to me.just the sort of short satirical wit needed to give NG that change in taste and flavour.